Robert Brockway is a Senior Editor and columnist for Cracked.com. He is the author of The Vicious Circuit series from Tor Books (The Unnoticeables, The Empty Ones, Kill All Angels), the cyberpunk novel Rx: A Tale of Electronegativity, and the comedic non-fiction essay collection Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead. He lives in Portland, Oregon, with his wife Meagan and their three dogs, Detective Martin Riggs, Detective Roger Murtaugh, and Penny. Penny did not make the force.
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