No more pre-orders, no more unrequited lust, no more staking out the publishers and ambushing anybody that leaves the office holding something green: The book is finally out. You may purchase it wherever fine books are sold. IF YOU DARE!
I would super-appreciate if you could find it in your heart to dare.
A hell of a review from B&N:
“The Unnoticeables is lean, mean, and perfectly balanced. It’s a rare find among urban fantasy novels: one that manages to genuinely terrify and excite in equal measure. It’s twisted, and original… an essential read for the fantasy lover looking for a story with a little more bite.” —Barnes & Noble Sci-fi/Fantasy
Check out the first three chapters of The Unnoticeables right here!
My new novel is finally being released! Come on down to the covered patio area of the White Owl Social Club (1305 SE 8th Ave, Portland, OR 97214) on July 7th at 7PM and celebrate with me. For years it felt like this day would never come, and now it feels like it’s right around the corner. Oh god, one day we’ll all be 80 and wondering where the years went. I’m going to buy a convertible and take up skydiving. Come, defy the unceasing forward march of time with me. They serve fine burgers and liquor — the absolute best tools for denying your own inevitable mortality.
Hey there, dear reader.
I know you super well.
Right now you’re thinking:
“Man, I really want to read a book about ominous angels, killer former-teen heart throbs, drunken punk rockers, acidic tar monsters, and the hidden code that governs the universe — but I also want to read a book about a dystopian future society located entirely within one gigantic skyscraper that is addicted to hallucinogenic time traveling gas. And if, at some point, Abraham Lincoln fights a dinosaur, well, that would be just dandy. The problem here is that I only have enough money for one of those books!”
Well, that just won’t do. It’s a well established medical fact that the brain needs both urban fantasy sci-fi/horror and pharmaceutical cyberpunk fiction just to stay alive. I don’t want you to die, dear reader. So I’ll make you a deal: You pre-order a copy of my upcoming urban fantasty book about faceless cults and the punks that hate them, The Unnoticeables, and I’ll throw in an eBook copy of my last book, the cyberpunk misadventure Rx: A Tale of Electronegativity for free!
Here’s the rules:
Pre-order a copy of The Unnoticeables (any version you’d like)
Take a screenshot of the receipt
Email that to email@example.com
I’ll email you back an eBook copy of Rx: A Tale of Electronegativity
Then you do an adorable little excited dance*
*THIS IS MANDATORY
Remember: This only applies to pre-orders, so you have until July 6th, the day before launch, to get on this.
ORDER NOW! SUPPLIES ARE NOT LIMITED I’M JUST SUPER IMPATIENT.
I’ll be there talking about horror, whoring books, and booking whores. Here’s the details on this and other appearances again, in case you missed them.
July 9 – San Diego Comic Con, Panel Name: Horror/Thriller, 4:00p.m. – 5:00p.m., Room: 25ABC
July 16 – Mysterious Galaxy, San Diego, CA
July 17 – University Book Store, Seattle, WA
July 18 – Copperfield’s, Petaluma, CA
July 19 – Borderlands, San Francisco, CA
July 22 – Powell’s, Portland, OR (Burnside location!)
Holy crap, check out this awesome review of The Unnoticeables! They say it’s “Like Hunter S. Thompson went drinking with Stephen King.”
They’re running a giveaway on Goodreads right now! Go. GO! You’re still standing here and those filthy barbarians are laying their hands all over YOUR book.
To celebrate the release of my upcoming novel, The Unnoticeables, I am touring a very small part of the planet and taking on all challengers. Things there will not be: Stuffed shirts, tea parties, boredom, MERCY. Things there will be: BLOOD.
Or like, some reading aloud and handshakes. BUT PROBABLY THE BLOOD.
If you’re brave, crazy, or stupid enough, meet me at one of the follow locations (more to come!)
- July 16 – Mysterious Galaxy, San Diego, CA – 7:30PM
- July 17 – University Book Store, Seattle, WA – 7:00PM
- July 18 – Copperfield’s, Petaluma, CA – 7:00PM
- July 19 – Borderlands, San Francisco, CA – 3:00PM
- July 22 – Powell’s, Portland, OR (Burnside location!) – 7:30PM
Oh god, please meet me at one of those locations. Otherwise it’s just going to be me, alone, reading to an empty room and then crying.
They call it a “A nasty, freaky, and haphazardly funny horror story.” And once again they accuse me of “smoking something” to come up with this stuff. It’s like, come on — real authors mainline. Everybody knows that.